corrupt a wish

[tiggz]

i'm bored out of my ever-lovin' mind. who wants to play a rousing game of "corrupt a wish" with me? never heard of it, you say? here's how to play!

one person makes a wish, say, "i wish i could join the Heroes cast with a kickass power!" the next person grants and corrupts the wish, like, "granted! but Sylar finds you before Peter can have his way with you and eats your brains." the granter then posts the next wish.

i'll start. i wish for Dean and Sam Winchester to blow into my town so i can give Dean something to live for. heh.

Comments

[spectralbovine.livejournal.com]

Hee. I've never played this before, let's see.

I grant your wish! But it turns out what Dean actually wants from you is a special demon book that has been masquerading as a copy of Pride and Prejudice in your library for centuries!

I wish I could pull Pam out of my television and marry her!

[blushingblaze.livejournal.com]

Granted! But when Pam comes flying out of the TV, something goes wrong and Dwight gets pulled with her. During the journey from TVland to your wedding, Pam and Dwight er...merge, leaving you to marry Dwam.

I wish Karen would return to The Office as something other than a plot device used to seperate Jim and Pam.

[spectralbovine.livejournal.com]

Oh, shit! That's just mean!

Your wish: granted! Unfortunately, she returns...to date Andy, who drives her clinically insane.

[tiggz.livejournal.com]

you forgot a wish!

[spectralbovine.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I wish...Veronica Mars was still on the air, as good as it was the first season, with a loving, happy fandom again.

[tiggz.livejournal.com]

(wordwordword!)

granted! but in order for the awesomeness to be sustained, Veronica has to lose someone close to her. Rob Thomas calls you up to make the decision on who bites the big one(and it can't be Logan!).

i wish Tim Minear would finally have a show that is embraced by the american public and is the highest rated show on the network!

[spectralbovine.livejournal.com]

Granted! But it's an awful, depraved reality show where he travels America and finds ordinary people that he makes you fall in love with right before actually killing them in the last five minutes.

I wish Morgan would die a horrible, painful death.

[fragileheart.livejournal.com]

OH!!! I wanna play!!!

*Wish Granted*
But when you and Dean are just getting cozy, he passes on his evil curse to you! And now you can only live for a year!

I wish Sylar found me and realized he couldn't kill me because we fell in love and it would kill him to live in this cruel world without me. XP

[chrismarlowe.livejournal.com]

Wish Granted: Although you find out that you also have to live with Sylar's evil twin Ralys and you get arrested for polygamy and share a cell with a heavyset individual named Moe

I wish Mal would fly by Earth, hook up with Captain Jack and they make beautiful music together.

[ducky01.livejournal.com]

Your MalJack wish is granted, but because of some suspicious eddies in the space-time continuum, the music that they are making, while beautiful, sounds suspiciously like something previously recorded by the Rolling Stones, which embroils them in bitter court battles and they can't decide who gets custody of Will. Mal also has a problem with seasickness and decides to stick with flying in space, while Jack gets drunk and convinces himself that the whole thing was brought on by some bad rum.

I wish that Cleveland would actually go to and WIN the Series this year.