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there have been some posts on my flist recently that tout movies they've seen as the WORST. MOVIE. EVER!!! every time i see posts such as these i think to myself, "self, have these people seen Harvard Man?" in most cases i must conclude that no, it's not possible that they've seen Harvard Man and can still call any other movie the worst they've seen.

Harvard Man isn't even bad in such a way as one can mock it a la

eirefaerie and

dachelle. it's so bad i've done everything i can to brain bleach it. truly. so if you find yourself wanting to watch it even after this post, don't blame me.

with an un-pimp, i feel the need to pimp. do you know who Tina Majorino is? sure you do! when she was a wee little thing she was in such movies as Corrina, Corrina and Andre. these days she's all grown up and starring in such movies as Napoleon Dynamite and extremely awesome shows like Veronica Mars and Big Love. i'm not going to pimp her acting even though it's phenomenal. what i am going to pimp is her band, The AM Project. go give 'em a listen. she has a great voice, there are great harmonies, good hooks and a pretty wide range of appeal.

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I haven't, and won't, see harvard Man. That said, I still stand by Troll 2 being the worst movie ever made. Oh, and it's ranked #2 (1.9 out of 10 raating) on the imdb worst list with From Justin to Kelly at #1.

There is no way that "From Justin to Kelly" is worse than "Manos: The Hands of Fate." Impossible.

And what about The Smokers?

That's at 48 with a 2.5 out ot 10.

Yeah, but imdb doesn't really mean anything, because the vote totals are different for each movie. The fact that The Smokers rates 48th worst film with such a low number of votes (75th place if you look at the list by vote amount) says, "I'm special! I truly blow!."

imdb should do some sort of ratio thingie with the number of votes and the vote ratings. It would produce a more objective list.

Don't mind me, I'm feeling extra geeky and really tired right now.

"Manos": The Hands of Fate is 36 at 2.3 rating (this charts move daily as Troll 2 is now listed at #4, but tied for first) but it could also only be thought of as in 6th if you count everything tied as a single spot.