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[tiggz]

oh, fandom. why do you want me to thunk my head? why?! maybe you want me to thunk it so hard i get amnesia and don't remember the asinine things you post. is that it?! hope springs eternal.

and the winner for most ludicrous reason for shipping Edward/Bella goes to the child who posted the following:

Edward is the obvious choice for Bella. With Bella's hatred for shopping Jacob would be all wrong. Since he's a young werewolf he hasn't exactly gotten his temper undercontrol. This causes a lot of torn clothing. That means that Bella would have to take Jacob shopping quite a bit.

wow. i guess Bella doesn't really love Alice since she drags Bella shopping. < sarcasm> (nope, that tag doesn't close!)

the day E/B shippers stop calling Jacob a rapist can't come soon enough for me. i'ma make me a Twilight shirt that has this slogan on it, "rape, you keep using that word. i do not think it means what you think it means."

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[halfrek2.livejournal.com]

oh, just what? this fandom is def. crazier than most...at least i had crazy radar or something for the Buffy fandom. LOL

rape? seriously? when? i do not recall that in the books. :P

too funny about that shirt...just why can they NOT understand the real meaning of that word. oh wait, they are all children. :P

closing your tag = < /sarcasm > testing using spaces.

ETA: yeah on the fuse it doesn't like the "fake" tag so it won't display it properly. so i add spaces after the <

[betta329.livejournal.com]

I can't believe that is a finalist. I'd hate to see what some of the other responses were.

I am really tired of the Jacob is a rapist thing, too. To piss people off I wrote Team Jacob article for my college newspaper and classified Edward as abusive according to the domestic violence association.

But not having to go shopping is a much better reason to be with someone than to say they let you have a personality, goals, and choices. WHo would want that? /sarcasm

[goloptious.livejournal.com]

I'm not gonna lie...I adore Edward.

That being said, RAPE???? What are parents and/or schools teaching kids these days? I don't even think that their youth should be an excuse for throwing that word around. That's just....stupid.

Also, why can't Jacob shop by himself? Why must Bella take him? *le sigh*

[the-partyman.livejournal.com]

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