non-Twilighters, scroll on by.

[tiggz]

oh, fandom. why do you want me to thunk my head? why?! maybe you want me to thunk it so hard i get amnesia and don't remember the asinine things you post. is that it?! hope springs eternal.

and the winner for most ludicrous reason for shipping Edward/Bella goes to the child who posted the following:

Edward is the obvious choice for Bella. With Bella's hatred for shopping Jacob would be all wrong. Since he's a young werewolf he hasn't exactly gotten his temper undercontrol. This causes a lot of torn clothing. That means that Bella would have to take Jacob shopping quite a bit.

wow. i guess Bella doesn't really love Alice since she drags Bella shopping. < sarcasm> (nope, that tag doesn't close!)

the day E/B shippers stop calling Jacob a rapist can't come soon enough for me. i'ma make me a Twilight shirt that has this slogan on it, "rape, you keep using that word. i do not think it means what you think it means."

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[tiggz.livejournal.com]

you have to go read some of the entries in the link. we're having fun tearing it apart in sortofbeautiful. it's hella tempting to go vote repeatedly for that reason so the E/Bers look like complete MO-rons.

[betta329.livejournal.com]

I was reading them. I'll have to go over to sob and check out the thread. They're so funny and snarky.

I read one about the pain of heartbreak and they're meant to be together. Earth to MORON: if you're that upset and hurt about losing someone that you can't physically live without them then that is unhealthy. You can have a personality and identity outside of being a relationship. I HATE when my friends are asked to introduce themselves say their name and that they're married as though that explains everything about them. GAH!

/rant.