Room 329

[tiggz]

so...as most of you know, i went to LA(technically Hollywood) almost 3 weeks ago for Destination: LA. Destination: LA was/is a fan party for Lost fans. much in the same vein as the PBPs were for Buffy. fun was had by all. as usual.

i roomed with chi2cali and carencey77. (BEST ROOMIES EVAH!!1!1!)

two doors down a party had been going on pretty much non-stop since chi2cali and i had shown up. friday night i had to get up around 4 am to go to the door and ask them to take the party out of the hall. (there's a little backstory for you.)

on saturday night after our party was over, chi2cali, carencey77 and i were headed back to our room to change. now...keep in mind that we're pretty hoochied up for the party. i'm wearing a corset and tight tighttight satin pants. chi2cali was wearing a see-through top with a jacket over it and a skirt. carencey77 was wearing a cute, little black dress with ruffles.

down the hall at room 329 are three guys knocking on the door. they're thugs. wearing wife beaters and baggy pants with some bling. i think nothing of them and unlock our door and follow my roomies inside. not 30 seconds later there is a knock at the door. carencey77 goes over and looks out the peephole and says, "i don't know these people. maybe you guys do..." so i go over and look out and see an asian girl/woman with three guys standing behind her. i say, "i have no idea who these people are and i'm getting undressed. heather? can you get it?" heather opens the door and says, "i think you have the wrong room." thinking, of course, that they are probably part of the ongoing party in room 329. the asian girl replies with, "oh no. we were just wondering if you'd like to join us." heather politely says, "no, thanks. thank you for asking though." promptly closes the door and falls on the floor laughing.

i'm completely confused and ask her what's going on. she asks, "did you see how she was dressed?!" i said no because i couldn't see much through the peephole. she says, "okay. let me paint the picture for you."

stiletto heels, thigh highs, garter belt....and pasties. that's it!! walking down the hall of a hotel like that with three guys flanking her. she was obviously a prostitute.

so basically? we were invited to an orgy. flattering, but totally creepy.

it was totally our story for the weekend. if you didn't hear about it, i'm shocked. because we told everyone. *giggle*

Comments

[carencey77.livejournal.com]

Heehee. Tiggy is leaving out that she started getting undressed only as soon as I said I didn't know the people at the door. :)

Then they proceeded to park all of their empties beside our door with the room service tray!

I still need to steal a copy of your 329 picture. :)

[chi2cali.livejournal.com]

Then they proceeded to park all of their empties beside our door with the room service tray

And strangely enough I had more of a problem with that than I did at actually being asked to participate in the "event"

*giggle*

[the-partyman.livejournal.com]

ROOM 329!!!

Oh the sweet confusion that must have crossed my face when you guys told me "Oh... and we've been invited to an orgy!"

Mwahahahahahha.

[eatstake.livejournal.com]

So that's the story of Room 329, huh? (I've seen all the cryptic references.) We had a very quiet floor. I don't think I saw more than 2 or 3 other people on the 7th floor for the whole weekend.

HOWEVER....

[flipley.livejournal.com]

...I have it on GOOD AUTHORITY that Tiggy and Mia waited until their 3rd roommate fell asleep, then snuck out the door, down the hall and joined "the festivities" in 329 at about 2 am that morning.
The next morning, they were complaining about how sore they were all the way to Long Beach.

(note: some artistic license was taken in the re-telling of this story)

Re: HOWEVER....

[chi2cali.livejournal.com]

Okay...VERY funny.. smart.ass

lol

Chris, it's okay...he's delusional...no one will buy it. ;-)

[antagonist2.livejournal.com]

Obviously a prostitute? She could have been a groupie. If it were me I'd think "hey if we invite the neighbors over, they won't be in their room to complain if the noise gets too loud." Of course it's better the way you tell it.

[chi2cali.livejournal.com]

OH no...trust me on this one.

Total. Hooker.

You could tell....

I think the ghetto fabulous thugs liked us and knew that if they came a knockin, there would be no a rockin. So they sent the girl.

Oh it was fun...fun fun fun