i should read fandom_wank more often.

[tiggz]

i have been laughing my ass off at this ever since dachelle pointed it out a couple of hours ago. for the record, i will now be using this: "are you damning me? are you attacking my life? are you telling me that i am a sodomite? the next time someone insults me on the interwebz. random rants FTW!!

it's just...how do people come up with this stuff? i couldn't even properly explain to my co-workers why i was laughing so hard tears were running down my face. they just think i'm nuts.

oh and is threatening legal action the new "nazi"?

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[drunkprincessq.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA! I love el jay drama.

[drunkprincessq.livejournal.com]

clearly, I've had too much wine.

I totally thought the person below you on my friend's list posted this. Perhaps it's bed-time.

[denisef.livejournal.com]

Jump nomad, jump.

That is all.

[ducky01.livejournal.com]

I think the entire "threatening with legal action" part works better when the "attorney" doesn't write in the style of a learning disabled escapee from the Mentally Meandering Meadows Hospital for the Chemically Bewildered. LOL.

hugs from ducky
-My lawyer knows how to spell big legal words like "sanction."

[shebit.livejournal.com]

Wow.

The batshit certainly is strong with that one.

"are you damning me? are you attacking my life? are you telling me that i am a sodomite?" definitely sounds like something Catherine Tate's Lauren character would come out with.

[eirefaerie.livejournal.com]

YOU WILL CEASE AND DESIST FROM MY CLIENT!

I seriously want an "agent" who will step in and yell at people and threaten to lock them up in the Federal Pentantentartry.

Ooh, can you upload Ramalama for me, if you get a chance? It gets stuck in my head and I think about zombies, but I don't own the song.

[denisef.livejournal.com]

http://download.yousendit.com/E4B6A9C74776C029

[random-serious.livejournal.com]

is threatening legal action the new "nazi"?

In a word, yes. People are, it seems, beginning to lose all common sense, and not only just about LJ and stuff, but about life in general. IMO.

[such-jaunt.livejournal.com]

LMFAO bugger me! What a lot of drama!, calling someone a fucking cocksucker is just such a polite response too! I think we should all adopt the sodomy defence in any future unwanted internet interactions :D

[aka-becker.livejournal.com]

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back si still the best movie ever for this kind of thing:

Jay: All these assholes on the internet are calling us names because of this stupid fucking movie.
Banky: That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously.

Banky: What more could two guys from New Jersey want?
Jay: Well, to have all these fucks stop talking shit about us on the Internet.
Banky: What've I been telling you? There's nothing you can do about it. Unless you show up at all their houses and beat the shit out of them.