for chi2cali...

[tiggz]

"i came out of the mall and the guy parked right next to me is standing there with a coat hanger in his window and i could not stop myself. i said, 'you lock your keys in your car?'. *argh* he whipped around and said, 'nope. just washed it and i'm gonna hang it up to dry.'.

heeeeeeeeere's your sign."

ahahahahaha...i love that one.

going to bed now. *smoooooches* to everyone.

Comments

[queenmaab.livejournal.com]

yay bill!! :) i was trying to explain to someone his little thing on RV-ing. they looked at me kinda funny. they just don't appreciate good comedy!! ;)

[ex-dirtysock980.livejournal.com]

buhahahah! My fav has to be the one about the truck that gets stuck under the bridge and the cop says, "Truck stuck?" and the driver says "Nah, just delivering this bridge, truck broke down." At least, I really hope that's how it goes or else I'll have to reclaim my sign. *g*

[queenmaab.livejournal.com]

hee. that's how it goes. ;)

my favorite one, i think, is when he goes to claim his luggage and the "little girl" behind the counter asks him if his plane has landed yet. his reply? "no, i'm just having an out-of-body experience, princess! here's your sign!"

*g*

[chi2cali.livejournal.com]

LOVE IT!!!!

LOVE YOU!!!

LOVE IT!!!

HA HA HA!! I have to find that CD! I have it! It might have got lost in the move.