oh baby, oh baby. please give me a ride in your pimpmobile.

[tiggz]

girls, i have a question. do Nascar stickers and "I ♥ Hooters" stickers attached to an old, beat-up truck make you wibble? how about said guy spitting dip out of his driver's side window? does that make your loins weak? it's totally my hot button.

*shakes head* southern boys. is it any wonder that both of my serious boyfriends were yankees? i think not.

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[stevefarrell.livejournal.com]

a thousand bonus points for use of the phrase 'make you wibble'.

[carpedi7.livejournal.com]

Okay, the Nascar stickers as long as they are in good taste don't bother me, the I love Hooters goes a bit far and the dip spitting, total turn off. Scott even has Nascar stickers and he is the biggest straight laced non southern boy I know.

[spectralbovine.livejournal.com]

Ack.

[eatstake.livejournal.com]

It depends. Does the driver have a mullet? ;)

[shebit.livejournal.com]

Yeah, cos that's really attractive in a man - spitting and chauvenism.

Mind you, having always proclaimed that I didn't like southern guys, I've just finished Lost (having watched about 16 episodes in a week) and did find myself having thoughts about Sawyer. You know the kind. The bad, dirty thoughts. But he's southern, and a git - how could I possibly fancy him?

[chi2cali.livejournal.com]

Okay, hope you're kidding on the spitting of the dip, but just in case you're not, here's my ex's phone number...I'm sure he'll bring his own Aquafina water bottles for his spitting pleasure!

;-)

[carencey77.livejournal.com]

Did he have a skinny mustache or are those finally out?

[loki469.livejournal.com]

I think you need to move. To a new country.

[kaidysoft.livejournal.com]

HOW THE HELL DID MY BOYFRIEND GET TO THE SOUTH SO FAST?

LMAO!!!!

Yeah. Attractive. Like belt buckles. *snerk*

[queenmaab.livejournal.com]

*Bwah* it makes me hawt!

yankees rule! ^_-